Ready Spready Go!!!

"someassemblyrequired" (someassemblyrequired) 01/16/2018 at 08:26 • Filed to: I've just wasted a lot of your morning.

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Apparently they name snowplows in Scotland, and the names are awesome. You can live track MR PLOUGH as he grits the roads of Scotland, and check in on his friends SIR SALTER SCOTT and GRITTY GRITTY BANG BANG.

http://scotgov.maps.arcgis.com/apps/webappviewer/index.html?id=2de764a9303848ffb9a4cac0bd0b1aab

punkgoose17 > someassemblyrequired 01/16/2018 at 08:40

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Apparently not all of them have names. I figured out you need to zoom in to see the names. I found the gems:

Luke Snowalker

Grittie McVittie

Sparkle

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > someassemblyrequired 01/16/2018 at 08:41

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Salty Tom is amazing. 10/10 name.

Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > someassemblyrequired 01/16/2018 at 08:47

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My father and I used to name ‘em as a kid in Maine, too.

There was “asshole in the dump truck that wrecks the end of the driveway”, and “asshole in the Ford ton truck that wrecks the end of the driveway”, and “asshole in the Chevy that wrecks the end of the driveway”...

TheRealBicycleBuck > Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever 01/16/2018 at 08:50

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And the voice in my head just read that in the proper accent. 

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > someassemblyrequired 01/16/2018 at 09:12

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Plowy McPlow Face?

functionoverfashion > someassemblyrequired 01/16/2018 at 09:16

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It’s kind of amazing that you can track them live online! I mean, technologically, it’s not amazing. But that they make it available to the public.... wow.

Cé hé sin > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 01/16/2018 at 09:53

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Not in Scotland, because proper spelling.

Ploughy McPloughface.

Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > someassemblyrequired 01/16/2018 at 11:38

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Fred and Gritallica. I likes.

Kiltedpadre > someassemblyrequired 01/16/2018 at 12:58

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I think I’m going to refer to the plow truck here the blew a tire on Monday as Shitty Gritty Bang Bang.